“Imagine the Dead Boys or 1981-82 Replacements showing up on the set of the movie Grease, baseball bats and chains in tow, kicking the living shit out of Sha Na Na, and rocking the balls off the place while Danny Zuko butt-fucks Cha Cha DiGregorio behind the bleachers. That’s the scene I visualize when I listen to this album.” -Now Wave

“Tasty and fizzy and fun while it lasts. You know, just like soda pop.” -Sleazegrinder

“It..s like bubblegum and strychnine and I love this so much.” -No Front Teeth