GRAVY TRAIN!!!! is the bitter brainchild of Chunx, your standard honky ho, who obsessed over JJ Fad lyrics (‘I seen better pictures on a can of Alpo‘), bitched about tiny-donged menz, and suffered from the frightening split affliction of burgerphilia/nymphomania. Funx soon stepped in with her winning Casio beats, frighteningly stark-faced and sexually obscene dance moves, and Spanish flair (but NOT in a Santana featuring Matchbox 20‘s Rob Thomas sorta way).

Requiring a visual to beef up the riddimz, dancers Hunx and Drunx were quickly recruited. With strikingly similar (hard)bodies and matching hungers for humps, they provided flawless accompaniment. Hunx, with his bootylicious bear hats, is starved for rich-boy gravy and bored with beaver (a refreshing change in the mainstream hip-hop world). Even so, Drunx‘s intense dance face and unabashed hornball moves make him bend over and take it from a certifiably bigtime Pennsylvania import with hot shoulders and a hotter ability to fuck any man up his virgin poopchute and make him LOVE IT. (NOT that Hunx‘s roo has EVER been virgin!)

A rap group celebrating the styles of the vastly underappreciated razor tongues of 80‘s rap bitches.

A dance troupe in the spirit of the ‘In Living Color‘ fly girls of the early 90‘s, but with an asexual yet boner-poppingly pornographic girls-on-top edge.

An incestuous family of B-52‘s bastard daughters crashing hipster joints up and down the west coast and peltng handfuls of dog food at all the scenesters‘ heads.

Three girls giving. One man taking. All touching and rubbing themselves. Violently striking pelvii. Slapping asses. Humping walls. Spreading thighs. Bloodying bare feet on broken beers. Stripping short-shorts down to leotard skivvies. Harnessing air dildoes and burying them deep in both eager and sheepish boy buttz alike.