Andy E – (bass, guit, vox) “In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. However, no one can ever see and recognize him…. so its pretty lame.”

Taylor Thomas – (conrad, twin-reverb) “The guitars loud friend is the amp.”

Simon – Has never experienced a sober day in his life. Born into a crack addiction, he is one of the most energetic persons you’ll ever meet.

Fez Garcia – Has actually time traveled. Traveled to the year 1912 to romance a beautiful actress he had previously seen a picture of in an old hotel lobby. After a night of passion, he returned to the present, still thinking of her to this day.