The only survivors of an excursion into the heart of a black hole, the cvlt ov Epileptinomicon sought the truths that eluded them before being devoured. What if Abruptum studied under Professor John Archibald Wheeler? What if Darkthrone had it’s beginnings in a chamber far beneath La Monte Young’s Dream House? The answer may sound something like the “Reisinger-Richards Equation of State for Cold, Dead Matter”.