Not much is known about Dicky Jaguar. He emerged from the jungles of the Yucatan Peninsula some years ago. Paraphrasing the name of the Mayan god Penis Jaguar, he made his way to the United States. He soon joined forces with the hardest sonsabitches between Broadway and Santa Fe. The Five Percenters. Dedicated to deconstructing everything the Jesus Lizard worked so hard to build upon. Dedicated to building the world’s first ejaculating guitar. Dedicated to rocking like the fuck. In Dicky Jaguar they found a frontman with the upper body strength to overturn the table of a tax collector, should the neccessity arise. And it has.