(apparently almost all of of dkse’s songs are too long to upload)

born in the year 2525.

5’11’’ with striking blue eyes and a heart as black as coal.

lives in denver, at least until january 2008.

has difficulty sleeping

must stand up very slowly, otherwise he will faint

sometimes cannot tell whether his phone is vibrating or whether he is twitching.

will never believe anything anyone ever says to him

has dreams about people without hands or feet and about tarantulas

thinks gene hackman is a genius.

lives in a haunted house

thinks that paul simon invented african music

only friend is a dog named after a non-existent planet, allegedly the home of former nba player, darryl dawkins

sometimes asks God to kill his enemies

used to be so goddamn charming that he could make people forget all of the important things in their lives, at least for a little while.

voted “most likely to ‘accidentally’ overdose on sedatives”.

his hero is pistol pete maravich

thinks that ‘pop music’ is a pejorative term